Shopping Is Fun, Really!

Is this true for all men or just myself?

items_in_store = getAllItems()

def shop_fast(user, items_to_buy):
    shopping_cart_items = []
    for item in items_to_buy:
        item.find()
        if user.wants(item):
            shopping_cart_items.append(item)
    for item in shopping_cart_items:
        user.buy(item)

def shop_slow(user, items_to_buy):
    shopping_cart_items = []
    for item in items_in_store:
        if item in items_to_buy:
            print('Awesome!')
        if user.wants(item):
            shopping_cart_items.append(item)
    for item in shopping_cart_items:
        user.buy(item)

if gender is 'Male':
    shop_fast(user, items)
else:
    shop_slow(user, items)

Chicago 2012

Ah, Chicago. What an interesting city full of interesting architecture and tasty food. On a less pleasant note, over 20 people were shot while we were there. This in a city that has so many restrictions on guns that they’re being challenged in court. Nice!

In any case, you can see more pictures at the full gallery.

Boston November 2010

We took a trip to Boston a little while back. We went in the fall so it was nice and colorful. Brisk as well. Check out the full gallery to get more from where these came from!

Dating Defined

There are unlimited amounts of material to help you find your soul mate, date online, and analyze yourself so that you can date better. How can you even begin to start all of that if people can’t even agree on the definition. Some people think that a date must involve mutual feelings. Others think that you have to use the word “date” for it to count. Semantics, people!

###Date

• noun - Prearranged meeting between a male and a female for some period of time greater than 10 minutes
• verb - Spending time socially with one other person of the opposite sex

People are going to object to my definitions. In fact people have already objected to my definitions! But stick to them, and your wariness might prove to save you untold heartache from a lack of communication. At the worst, these definitions are going to force you to communicate about what people’s intentions rather than drawing your own assumptions.

And remember everyone, assumptions are a fast track to trouble.

Color Mob 5K Run

A run that was more about the fun than about the run. Check out the full gallery.